Once I made a vlog. Oh and I’m going to Paris.

Clarification: I don’t know what that weird humming noise is. It’s a glitch with my webcam. There’s probably a ghost/demon living in my netbook. It’s whatever. For the 4 non-bloggers who might read this: This is Sara. This is Lily. The fact that I should never ever try to vlog again should be clear after […]

March 25, 2011

St. Patrick’s Day 2011, take 1.

I have a friend who we shall call Vodka. I’ve already talked about my former roommate named Vagina, and I have a blog, so it is inevitable that I should also have a friend named Vodka. I scoured the interwebs in search of the picture that really ought to be our “friendship” picture on Facebook, […]

March 16, 2011

Things that are challenging: walking.

Sometimes it makes a lot of sense to go back and tell a not-so-recent story without provocation. I’m not just talking about how you’re telling a current story and then it makes you think of another one. There is a distinction between exploiting past stories for blog filler and stories that are somehow significant to […]

March 8, 2011

How is that I am almost 23 years old?

This is my second post this week, which is a rare thing. I am unlikely to make a habit of this. Credit it to the fact that my two posts together add up to less than the word count of any of my more recent preceding posts. Recently, I was fortunate enough to win one […]

March 4, 2011

Guest Post: Shitty Movie Awareness Club. Teen Wolf. Snickerdoodles. Awesome.

Today’s blog post is brought to you by Meaghan Luby of My Scribbled Notebook and Clutzy Cooking, courtesy of the Shitty Movie Blog Ring. To the best of my knowledge, the ring is still untitled, though I am partial to the Bad Movie Awareness Society (which I think I got from Coyote Rose). This month’s […]

March 2, 2011

Time Management

I think I had this idea that once I graduated from college, I would become an adult. Once I moved my tassel to the other side of my hat, a panoply of my most immature shortcomings would miraculously disappear. It didn’t happen that way. So then I thought, “Well that’s because they haven’t mailed me […]

February 24, 2011

Annual Catastrophic Snow Interaction Complete. Can it be spring yet?

We are approaching mid-February. This is the time when the light at the end of the tunnel begins to peek through and I have hope that maybe the snow and cold won’t actually last forever and maybe sunshine and happiness will return to the earth. The tragedy of this month, of course, is that this […]

February 10, 2011

Desert days ahead.

I have a post brewing all about snow and what an evil hedonistic bitch she is and how she is out to ruin me by closing my places of employment and killing me on my drive home, all the while being pretty and convincing everyone else that she is lovely and that I am in […]

January 19, 2011

Official Declaration of Maternal Entity’s Excellence

It has recently come to my attention that I might pick on my mom a little here on this blog. I am of the opinion that I pick on everyone — most of all myself. I am also of the opinion that nobody who reads this blog should be in any doubt of the fact that my […]

January 13, 2011

That one time when I remembered I had a blog.

I spent my winter break in the constant motion to which I am most accustomed. Perhaps even more familiar though less inherently comfortable, I traveled by planes, trains, and automobiles with my family. Actually, that’s a lie. We didn’t take the train. We’re American. Nobody takes the train here. We did our usual Sweeney tornado […]

January 9, 2011

Good morning. Or bad morning. Or just morning.

I believe that when I wake up in the morning I should be allowed to think one of two things in order to will myself out of bed: (1) I know it’s early, but you’re getting paid today. Remember how broke you are? Oh and those kids are pretty awesome. Get up. Get your coffee. […]

December 7, 2010

Adulthood: needs more tie-dye.

While I was in college I did a lot of tie-dye. More tie-dye than one would expect from my school. It is a fairly liberal institution, but it’s hardly the artsy-fartsy tree-hugger mecca one would expect from my college tie-dye wardrobe. For GW students, this tie-dye is readily explained by the amount of time I […]

November 30, 2010