Clarification: I don’t know what that weird humming noise is. It’s a glitch with my webcam. There’s probably a ghost/demon living in my netbook. It’s whatever. For the 4 non-bloggers who might read this: This is Sara. This is Lily. The fact that I should never ever try to vlog again should be clear after […]
I have a friend who we shall call Vodka. I’ve already talked about my former roommate named Vagina, and I have a blog, so it is inevitable that I should also have a friend named Vodka. I scoured the interwebs in search of the picture that really ought to be our “friendship” picture on Facebook, […]
Sometimes it makes a lot of sense to go back and tell a not-so-recent story without provocation. I’m not just talking about how you’re telling a current story and then it makes you think of another one. There is a distinction between exploiting past stories for blog filler and stories that are somehow significant to […]
This is my second post this week, which is a rare thing. I am unlikely to make a habit of this. Credit it to the fact that my two posts together add up to less than the word count of any of my more recent preceding posts. Recently, I was fortunate enough to win one […]
Today’s blog post is brought to you by Meaghan Luby of My Scribbled Notebook and Clutzy Cooking, courtesy of the Shitty Movie Blog Ring. To the best of my knowledge, the ring is still untitled, though I am partial to the Bad Movie Awareness Society (which I think I got from Coyote Rose). This month’s […]
I think I had this idea that once I graduated from college, I would become an adult. Once I moved my tassel to the other side of my hat, a panoply of my most immature shortcomings would miraculously disappear. It didn’t happen that way. So then I thought, “Well that’s because they haven’t mailed me […]
We are approaching mid-February. This is the time when the light at the end of the tunnel begins to peek through and I have hope that maybe the snow and cold won’t actually last forever and maybe sunshine and happiness will return to the earth. The tragedy of this month, of course, is that this […]
I have a post brewing all about snow and what an evil hedonistic bitch she is and how she is out to ruin me by closing my places of employment and killing me on my drive home, all the while being pretty and convincing everyone else that she is lovely and that I am in […]
It has recently come to my attention that I might pick on my mom a little here on this blog. I am of the opinion that I pick on everyone — most of all myself. I am also of the opinion that nobody who reads this blog should be in any doubt of the fact that my […]
I spent my winter break in the constant motion to which I am most accustomed. Perhaps even more familiar though less inherently comfortable, I traveled by planes, trains, and automobiles with my family. Actually, that’s a lie. We didn’t take the train. We’re American. Nobody takes the train here. We did our usual Sweeney tornado […]