Things I Dislike Right Now: Scientology commercials The “Cardio Dance Party” class at my gym Shia LaBeouf The distance between my house and the county fair What I find most bothersome about the Scientology commercials is the fact that when I see them in the haze of my bullshit existence, I start to think, “Wow. […]
Today I was rudely awoken at 10:45 by a phone call from my mother requesting that I go pick up my dog and then go into work for her. My dog is afraid of leaving the house, and his hours at the vet having his nasty dreadlocks shaved off and getting shots did not calm […]
I am not sure if I am all that good at this. There are a lot of things that I could talk about from the last two weeks. Like how we randomly decided to hop in the car and drive to California. Or how after I spent 28 hours on the road back from California, […]
I am currently sitting in my mom’s art gallery, killing time because it’s a Sunday and people don’t come to the Jefferson City mall on Sunday. In fact, people, don’t really come to the Jefferson City mall at all, but that’s another matter. Anyway, my day consists of opening the gallery for my mother so […]
My family went to Mexico last week. Or, a faction of my family went. The faction that prefers fun and happiness to responsibility. Fortunately for our faction, people who enjoy responsibility stayed home to help finance our fun and happiness. Our irresponsible-fun-loving faction consisted of myself, my mother, and my younger brother. My older brother […]
One day I was sitting at work telling a long story about the ridiculous thing that happened to me on my way to work that day and I realized that this is what I do basically every single day. I’m not really sure what the story was on that particular day — I think it was the […]