Things I Dislike Right Now: Scientology commercials The “Cardio Dance Party” class at my gym Shia LaBeouf The distance between my house and the county fair What I find most bothersome about…
Today I was rudely awoken at 10:45 by a phone call from my mother requesting that I go pick up my dog and then go into work for her. My dog is…
I am not sure if I am all that good at this. There are a lot of things that I could talk about from the last two weeks. Like how we randomly…
I am currently sitting in my mom’s art gallery, killing time because it’s a Sunday and people don’t come to the Jefferson City mall on Sunday. In fact, people, don’t really come…
My family went to Mexico last week. Or, a faction of my family went. The faction that prefers fun and happiness to responsibility. Fortunately for our faction, people who enjoy responsibility stayed…
One day I was sitting at work telling a long story about the ridiculous thing that happened to me on my way to work that day and I realized that this is…